What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?